Wow we are worthless at posting ...

Damn it has been all summer since we have graced this fine blog with new words oh well enough nostalgia lets just get into it. Yesterday at lunch I was sitting in the Union terrified of the Catholic Student Union and their likely attempts to convert me to Catholic land when I decided to tell them I was Jewish if they did say anything to me. This I thought would deter them from any further attempts I mean at that point I am one of the chosen and what is better than that ? ... not much! It turns out (like most threats) that this was simply a construction of my mind (but I was ready how that for realist). Anyways all this conversion fear got me thinking about Jewish rappers (especially the one named 50 Shekels http://www.50shekel.com/index.cfm -- unfortunately he is not 100% Jewish he is a Jew for Jesus or the equally amazing Ju-Tang Clan http://www.jutangclan.com/) and their bad as gangs. Then I wondered what if the 2-Jew-Crew or the OG's (Original Goym's) met up with some of these Catholic thugs (according to Wikipedia there are only two http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Catholic_rappers) but they probably have a big gang with some craziness like Crucifixion Inc. or Salivation Row (decidedly less gangster than Death Row but don't let this fool you they are straight G). Finally, I thought oh no what about the loopy Muslim Rappers? Surprisingly, these are the only rappers that are preaching peace right now (at least according to MSNBC http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6576281/). The Free the P crew (http://www.freethep.com/) is also way to G for me to even really comprehend but I know this the rap battle that ensued in my mind was intense! And then lunch was finished and my $5 gyro was over (for those wondering the Union has great gyros). I will not tell you how the rap battle went down in my mind but let me tell you it was amazing perhaps later when I don't have homework ...
Love,
White Lightning